The Society for the Preservation of the Status Quo

We've all been looking forward to it, and now their slogans have finally been released for this year's campaigns.

• Yay capitalism! Everything's dandy.
• Unrealistic beauty standards save me money on food!
• I never liked trees much anyway.
• Hooray for the free market! It's also free entertainment!
• All the lumberjacks I know are ok.
• Three cheers for industrial farming practices! Plants and animals are lovely!
• Huzzah for oil! Running cars on distilled dinosaurs is pretty cool.
• Why not refrain from writing a letter to your local parliamentarian: they're pretty busy.
• Woo heterosexuality! We can marry already!
• Hooray stuff! It's quite good, stuff.
• It's hard to change society, and Dr Who is on the telly tonight. Maybe tomorrow.